no-cat-ever

bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

(via sorry)

kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

(Source: antiswearing, via munnisonlinelogwy)

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

(via haileybookky)

pansexualpotatoe:

soliloquyn:

therothwoman:

Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.

It’s also story about breaking down the barriers of racism which we also need more of.

Literally this movie is the fucking shit and I will defend it until my death

(Source: rouxx, via thisisskylar)

realfvckingfriends:

the-white-bat:

praise-feeder:

What the fuck, you are fucking beautiful

~meet me at the back door just so we can talk more~

its prettier than me wtf

realfvckingfriends:

the-white-bat:

praise-feeder:

What the fuck, you are fucking beautiful

~meet me at the back door just so we can talk more~

its prettier than me wtf

(Source: Flickr / wolfpower, via thisisskylar)

brok3n-teens:

This is fucking disturbing.

brok3n-teens:

This is fucking disturbing.

(Source: jessieedblog, via thisisskylar)

zomey:

dixxxon:

dixxxon:

I’m still a bit upset that I didn’t win best hair

I think this is the most popular picture of me, but it’s not even my best picture!


Hahahaha

zomey:

dixxxon:

dixxxon:

I’m still a bit upset that I didn’t win best hair

I think this is the most popular picture of me, but it’s not even my best picture!

Hahahaha

(via thisisskylar)

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone, via asian)

ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

(Source: sorryugh, via encourage)