no-cat-ever

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

(Source: memewhore)

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: mycroft, via lindsaylohoean)

sorry:

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

dutchster:

i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment

(via greetings)

vvebkinz:

IDRK WHO THIS GUY IS BUT HE PUSHED ME AROUND IN THIS SHOPPING CART ALL NIGHT AND GOT ME A HELMET SO SHOUTOUT TO HIM

vvebkinz:

IDRK WHO THIS GUY IS BUT HE PUSHED ME AROUND IN THIS SHOPPING CART ALL NIGHT AND GOT ME A HELMET SO SHOUTOUT TO HIM

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

(via stelmarias)

“A relationship is like a house. When a light bulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house, you fix the light bulb.”
— (via fuckingbizarre)

(Source: fuckingbizarre, via sorry)

chocolaty:

when u open snapchat and ur not planning to send snaps do u ever face the camera away from ur face bc ur scared of how u look

(via sorry)

doctor who + text posts | part 1/? (tenth doctor edition)

bonus:

(Source: atackeyebrows, via when-skies-collapse)